פוסטים מחודש June, 2003

People have way too much free time.

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27 Jun 2003

80’s pop heroes Tarot cards. Too bad the cards themselves are so ugly.

http://www.metaphilm.com/philms/fightclub.html (Courtesy of )

http://www.i2k.com/~svderark/lexicon/differences-ss.html

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21 Jun 2003

It’s very convenient, I think, that penises (and vaginae, I assume) also serve a urinatory purpose in addition to their reproductive functions. Otherwise it would push up the schedule for those birds’n’bees talks to about age 3 or so, with the inevitable “Mommy, what’s that thing between my legs supposed to do?” questions. Hmm. Maybe […]

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21 Jun 2003

Updates: Orange A bit too phosphorescent-tasting, but not bad. White Aside from the fact that “Virgin White” is a cool name, it has that distinctive Aspartame taste. Same old (diet) coke, different (cool) name.

A few weeks ago Virgin Inc. launched its line of soft drinks here in Israel. (Click here for the awful, loud, painfully ugly site) Now, as a fan of anything faintly stinking of pop culture, and as part of the role of Defender of Public Consumption, I bring to you the perliminary results from my […]

“Wash your mouth with soap!”

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15 Jun 2003

Some people have all the fun.

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13 Jun 2003

Twas the night before Friday, and all through my room,   The things on the floor felt the footsteps of doom. The clothes near the hamper, the crap on the ground,   You wouldn’t believe underneath what I found! Lost CDs, old presents and dusty remains   Things rotting and hidden, things left in the […]

Culinary Experiment for tonight: Chopped hot-dogs. Canned mushrooms. Tomate paste. Salt, pepper, paprika, basil. A bit of parmesan for topping. Fry for 5 minutes in a teeny-bit of oil. Results: The tomate paste was a mistake.

Oh, I must. Really.

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10 Jun 2003

I am its only friend. I am not its only friend but I am a friend becoming incandescent small.


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