Jay lookalike: Hey, where are you guys from?

Us: Israel

Not-So-Silent-Bob: Hey, that’s cool, man. That’s cool. We got you guys’ backs!

Us: Yeah.

Bob: I mean, lots of places in the world don’t like us, but we know that we’re cool with you guys, because we got you guys’ backs!

Us: Yeah, we’re cool. Everything’s great.

Jay: It doesn’t matter if you’re Jewish and we’re Christian, it’s all the same destination, different paths. Bob, you gonna bring out the weed or what?

Bob: Say, do people over there in Israel appreciate us? Because we have great guys risking their life for you guys. Especially with Jerusalem under Muslim control and all. Do people back there in Israel appreciate the fact that we have you guys’ backs?

Us: Sure, yeah.

Jay: That’s great, man. That’s great. We’re all the same, man. We had a civil war, you had a civil war. Just the same, man. Pass the weed.

Us: Actually…

Bob: Being Jewish, you just don’t believe Jesus was the messiah, right? But you can go on being Jewish as much as you want, man. We’ve totally got you guys’ backs. Pass the weed.

Jay: Yeah, it’s all the same. Same path, different destination. Gimme the weed, man!

Bob: Did you know that the US government is behind the 9/11 attacks? You can totally see it in the videos – there are detonations going off a second before the plane hits. Even though our government is corrupt and shit, I want you guys to know that we totally have you guys’ backs

Jay: Did you know that the only reason weed is illegal is because of racism? In the 1920’s only black men smoked weed, and the government didn’t want the white girls to hang out with them so they outlawed it. And now we’ve been stuck with it for 60 years. Pass the weed.

Us: Technically…

Bob: Even though we’re a screwed up country, we’re good people here. Good people. A good country. And you should know that because we got…

In Unison: You Guys’ Backs.

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