The Coca-Cola Company has released a brand new Coke isotope – C2.
It’s apparently a cross between Coke and Diet Coke – half the calories of regular coke, with a flavor that’s supposed to be closer to the original.

So what we have here is a drink that has both sugar AND aspartame! It gets you fat! It gives you cancer! It everything you can ask for from a soft drink! Whoo!