1.

According to the Earth Calendar, today is Raccoon Appreciation Day in the US, tomorrow is National Day in the People’s Republic of China, and the day after that is the “Day After Nation Day In The People’s Republic of China”, in Macau.

Seems they can only celebrate when they’re sure the Chinese aren’t.

2.

Found this stuck to my door. This is why liberal arts majors should not be allowed to open their own businesses.

3.

This is just disturbing on so many levels.