When going to Really Bad Jokes, I naturally don’t expect much quality. I want it low and I want it bad.
Sometimes, however, they outdo themselves:

There’s a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town is
renowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem — the
thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another and
overrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran the dogs
out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. The dogs took
over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. The paper mills
were shut down, and everyone left.

But a couple days later, the townsfolk, watching their town from the hills,
saw smoke rising from the smokestacks. They knew no humans were left in the
town, so they concluded that the dogs had learned to operate the factories.

The mayor hurried to Munich’s town hall and pleaded, “You’ve got to help us!
The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!”